Man Vs woman

HOW A MAN DISCOVERS AND WOMAN ENJOYS
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The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,

The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,

The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,

The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,

The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping...

A good story from Chandamama....

Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a prosperous country.

One day, he went for a trip to some distant areas of his country. When he was back to his palace, he complained that his feet were very painful, because it was the first time that he went for such a long trip, and the road that he went through was very rough and stony.

He then ordered his people to cover every road of the entire country with leather. Definitely, this would need thousands of cows' skin, and would cost a huge amount of money.

Then one of his wise servant dared himself to tell the king, "Why do you have to spend that unnecessary amount of money ? Why don't you just cut a little piece of leather to cover your feet?"

The king was surprised, but he later agreed to his suggestion, to make a "shoe" for himself.

There is actually a valuable lesson of life in this story : to make this world a happy place to live, you better change yourself - your heart; and not the world.

 

Funny Notepad Trick

 

1. Open a Notepad.

 

2. Type Q33N(must be capitals).

 

3. Now go to Format menu and click on Font.

 

4. Select Windings in Font and select the Font Size 72.

 

5. Click on "OK".

Now see the Magic..

The Amazing cucumber...

This information was in The New York Times several weeks ago as part of
their "Spotlight on the Home" series that highlighted creative and
fanciful ways to solve common problems.

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one
cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5,
Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus,
Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and
pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and
Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for
hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing
a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide
a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in
a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long.
The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminium to give off a
scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them
flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out
or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your
problem area for a few minutes, the photochemical in the cucumber cause
the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and
reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber
slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free.
Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish
essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium,
avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge?
Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European
trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.


8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you
don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber
over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that
not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice
and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the
spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water,
the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber with react with the
boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing,
relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and
college students during final exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or
mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth
with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the
photochemical will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for
causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless
steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to
clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the
shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or
fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and
slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and
markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

American's Thanks Giving Day

The pilgrims were a group of English people who believed in a very strict form of "Christianity".The king of England did not allow them to setup their own church.The pilgrims gave up every thing they had in England.They left England to find a place where they could have their own church.They wanted religious freedom.

In 1620,one hundred four pilgrims crossed the Atlantic ocean on small ship called the Mayflower.They intended to start their own colony in northern Virginia(around New York and NewJersy).

The ship met bad weather and sailed far north of Virginia.They finally came to land in an area that is now the state of Massachusetts.They decided to stay.They named their new home plimuth.

The first winter was terrible.Half of the Pilgrims died of disease and cold.The Pilgrims were city people.They did not know anything about farming.In the spring,Indians came to help the Pilgrims.Two of the Indians spoke english!They had lived in England.It seemed to be a miracle.The Indians showed the Pilgrims how to plant corn,beans,and squash("the three sisters").They showed them how to dig for clams and catch lobsters.They taught them how to dig for clams and catch lobsters.They taught them to hunt wild turkeys.One of the Indians,Squanto, made his home near the Pilgrims village.

At the end of the summer of 1621,the Pilgrims had enough food for the whole winter.They decided to have a day of thanks and a feast.They invited their Indian friends.Their homes were small sp they cooked outside.They prepared many kinds of foods.Ninety Indianbraves came.They brought five deer for the feast.

The feast lasted three days.The Pilgrim men and the Indians enjoyed many contests.The Pilgrims later signed a peace treaty with their Indian neighbours.That peace was not broken for 54 years.

Life

A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.